2024 NFL playoff picks: Ravens top Chiefs in AFC Championship thriller, Lions-49ers goes down to wire in NFC

As someone who has read every conspiracy theory ever published on the internet, which by the way, you should never do, I have finally found the one that is going to take the NFL down. 

We’re on to you Roger Goodell and your world is going to come crashing down this weekend when everyone learns that the NFL has been predetermining who’s going to play in the Super Bowl based on the colors of the Super Bowl logo.  

THE EVIDENCE IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF US AND IT’S CLEAR. This would be a like if a flat-earther actually sailed off the side of the planet, then we’d have to believe them. The logo is right there and it says that the Ravens and 49ers are going to play in the Super Bowl. There’s no way I can pick against it, so I’m not even sure I need to pick the games this week. At least that’s what I thought. 

After reading through 79 Taylor Swift stories over the past 24 hours — which is basically a normal Monday for me — I’m now convinced that the NFL’s actual plan is for a Lions-Chiefs Super Bowl and that they just used the logo thing to throw us all off, just like the people who buried all those fake dinosaur bones in the 1700s to make us all think that dinosaurs exist (because dinosaurs aren’t real, according to another conspiracy I read on the internet).  

Eminem vs. Taylor Swift. It’s truly the showdown we’ve all been waiting for. 

So should I go with Lions-Chiefs or Ravens-49ers? To figure out who I should pick, I decided to do my own research, because you can’t trust anything you read on the internet anymore. 

So what did I find out? 

The 49ers and Ravens both opened as favorites this week and one reason to like them is because they both played on Saturday in the divisional round. Teams that play on Saturday — which means they get one extra day of rest — have gone 19-9 in the conference title round over the past 13 years. To add to that, at least one team that played on…


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Author : John Breech

Publish date : 2024-01-23 14:36:37

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