Prisco’s Week 14 NFL picks: Chiefs handle Chargers, Cowboys officially bury Bengals

There are five weeks left in the 2024 NFL regular season. That means I have five weeks to turn things around with my picks. Over the course of the past seven weeks, I’ve gone rotten like a hard-boiled egg left in the fridge for four months.

It stinks. So do I.

I can’t get anything going with my picks. This is by far the worst season I’ve had, so do with these sports betting picks what you will.

I went 7-9 against the spread and 12-3 straight up in Week 13. That brings my ATS season record to 87-105-3 and my straight-up record to 120-75-0. The latter is solid, but the ATS mark is putrid.

I will have to rip off some impressive weeks just to try to get to .500.

Can it happen? Yes. Will it happen? Probably not, but I did switch some things up this week. Let’s hope it works.

All NFL odds via Caesars Sportsbook. 

Sunday, 1 p.m. ET (CBS, Paramount+)

These two are playing out the string, but the Dolphins have looked much better over the past month. The Jets have done little on offense, while Miami can throw it around. Look for Tua Tagovailoa to play well as the Dolphins handle the Jets. 

Pick: Dolphins 31, Jets 19

Sunday, 1 p.m. ET (Fox, fubo try for free)

The Falcons have been lifeless on offense the past few games. That has to change, but that will be tough as Kirk Cousins comes back to face his former team. The Vikings are good on defense, but something says Cousins will rebound from last week’s debacle to play well enough to keep Atlanta in the game. 

Pick: Vikings 24, Falcons 23

Sunday, 1 p.m. ET (Fox, fubo try for free)

These two are basically playing out the string. The Giants are a total mess. The Saints still have a capable quarterback in Derek Carr, but they’ve also lost a lot of players. The Saints are sort of alive, but when two bad teams meet I always take the home team — no matter who plays quarterback for the Giants. 

Pick: Giants 21, Saints 20

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